does melted butter make acceptable lubercant?
That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.
That is the sickest shit ever
i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.
(Source: emilyblossom, via emomusicninja)
IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?????
I AM FUCKING MAKING THIS.
Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake
Reblogging for future reference.
Hey Radiohead fandom, I have found the cake of our people: A big gay rainbow cheesecake.
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous
Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.
One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.
Another awesome fact about Eeyore: he is voiced by Optimus Prime.
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
THAT IS NOT HOW I EXPECTED THAT TO GO
I just felt a disturbance in the Force as if a thousand parents gasped in horror and suddenly sighed with relief.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via emomusicninja)
What doesn’t kill you is gonna try harder in next season
I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007
fuck attractive people
that’s the plan
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
My Beautiful Woman based on a true story.
Think twice before you judge a parent.
(Source: youtube.com, via aoinoir)
last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
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