does melted butter make acceptable lubercant?

  1. donkeykongcountry2:

    “i dont care about looks”

    LIAR

    YOU’RE A LIAR

    YOU ARE LYING

    (Source: estpolis, via noimine)



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  3. cumaddict72:

    guccier:

    nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

    yes

    (via littnerz)



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  7. dingdongyouarewrong:

    frigiddykebitchcuntmanabuser2k14:

    parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.

    parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions

    (via aoinoir)



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  9. nue:

    i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

    (via flamingos-in-the-pool)



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  11. triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

    triptophobias:

    backwardsorbust:

    ellavictorious:

    That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

    That is the sickest shit ever

    i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

    (via flamingos-in-the-pool)

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  13. detunedradiohead:

    carojararo:

    avferreira:

    kessierage:

    IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?????

    I AM FUCKING MAKING THIS.

    Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake

    Reblogging for future reference.

    Hey Radiohead fandom, I have found the cake of our people: A big gay rainbow cheesecake.

    (via flamingos-in-the-pool)

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  15. firaja:

    "black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

    (via secret-hime)



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  17. angelwithasquirtgun:

    If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous

    (via flamingos-in-the-pool)



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  19. harkness-and-sparrow:

    crimsonclad:

    five-boys-with-accents:

    Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

    One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

    Another awesome fact about Eeyore: he is voiced by Optimus Prime.

    (Source: galaxieirwin, via flamingos-in-the-pool)

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  21. itsvondell:

    someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

    (via flamingos-in-the-pool)



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  23. breefolk:

ahsadler:

vvendys:

RAW

THAT IS NOT HOW I EXPECTED THAT TO GO

I just felt a disturbance in the Force as if a thousand parents gasped in horror and suddenly sighed with relief.

    breefolk:

    ahsadler:

    vvendys:

    RAW

    THAT IS NOT HOW I EXPECTED THAT TO GO

    I just felt a disturbance in the Force as if a thousand parents gasped in horror and suddenly sighed with relief.

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via flamingos-in-the-pool)

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  25. sweetlittlekitty:

    What doesn’t kill you is gonna try harder in next season

    (via the-kellin-under-the-vic)



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  27. thenwhatamidoinghere:

    I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007

    (via taitetsu)



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  29. rupsidaisy:

    gay8:

    fuck attractive people

    that’s the plan

    (Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via naotarou)



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